国家赔偿和个人委屈


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今天去加班,没什么劲就早早的回来,路过新开的水果旗舰,看一人胳膊上纹身是iPod的经典圆形操作盘

难怪有人说,即使iPod出面包,也会有人排队去

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沈工也想纹身,想纹个基尔霍夫定律到后背上,还想纹个中性点接地的标志在脚脖子上,有纹过的朋友么,疼么?

会不会影响我的政治前途之类的?

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和SGCC的同仁们打交道,越来越感觉到活在体制内和活在体制外的人的差别

不仅在工作上,在看问题上,想事情上,对待自己,对待别人,对待世界的态度上都不太一样

当然了,不是一概而论,只是有集体特征,也没有好与坏的差别,都是混饭吃的毕竟,都不容易

无论在哪,都有人情,都有世故,但是体制和隐性的规则,更像一道看不见的墙,看不见,且翻不过去,甚至触碰不得

如果可以,我愿意一直卑微的活在墙外

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双腿夹着灵魂,匆忙赶路@张楚

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“把爱说出来,再丑也要谈恋爱,谈到世界充满爱”

另,求扫盲:“呲蜜”到底是名词还是动词,还是都行

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佛祖看得很清楚,后来的问题出在和尚要吃饭,搞团结,搞普度众生,什么事一扯到人民就为人民左右了。坚持真理要独来独往,话一说出来变味。@王朔

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欧乐福给我分享了一个电子书,对我说这个特别有意思,有助于你了解中国人,我当时没在意,这几天翻了一下,抄来几条,您们看看:

日常家居 Daily Life and living

How do you say “NO” in China?

In China, people won’t refuse others directly, then how do people say no in daily conversations?

No, I can’t do this!

If someone is given an assignment they’re unable to complete, they’ll usually imply they can’t do it by giving the impression that they will “try their best”, or by saying things like “let’s talk about it later”. You might also try them yourself:

我试试吧 I’ll try

我尽量吧 I’ll try my best

到时候再说吧 We’ll talk about it later

改天吧,不着急 Maybe next time, it’s not hurry

我就那么一说,你还当真了 I just say it at random, don’t take it seriously

No, you can’t do this

Refusing someone’s request, or telling them flat out they can’t do something, can be tricky. Going about it in a roundabout way shows your concern for their feelings, and helps build strong relationships with your colleagues and employees. If you need to berate some one, do it in private so they don’t feel embarrassed in front of other co-worker.

哎,小王,你短信真多啊,在忙什么呢 Hi, Xiao Wang, you really have a lot of SMS, what are you working on? (Stop sending SMS and get back to work)

要注意健康,趴在桌子上睡觉对身体不好 ……

……

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还有一段逗的:

当男孩遇上女孩 When a Boy Meets a Girl

Man: 请问一下,前面是不是有一个邮局

Hello! You are really special. Can we be friends?

Woman: 是的,一直往前走就到了

Yes, it’s my pleasure.

Man: 谢谢,你人真好

Thank you, you are so kind.

Woman: 谢谢。

Thanks.

Man: 可以给我你的电话号码么?

Can I have your telephone number? I want to make friends with you.

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不带你们这样埋汰我们中国人的!

……呃,虽然这个小册子是中国人自己编的……

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有个姐夫和姐姐一起03年英国留学归来,事业小有成。

最近他的一个警察朋友避开姐姐问他是不是以前抢劫过,判了两年刑?因为上海警方安排他严密监控住在他管辖区内的他~

姐夫很莫名,问了具体时间发现案发当日在苏格兰厮混~显然这个案底很有问题

经过调查发现有个同名同姓的家伙犯了案,坐了牢却没留下案底,因为案底在我姐夫脑袋上扣着呢~是司法机关的谁输错了吧

幸亏姐夫没有打算吃皇粮,不然怎么被拒的也不知道~

正打算申请国家赔偿,你们说能赔多少哦?

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没有10,因为心情不好


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